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- Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of
a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !
- Teacher: Does anyone know which month
has 28 days ?
Pupil: All of them !
- Teacher: I told you to stand at the end
of the line ?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !
- Teacher: If I bought a hundred dinner
rolls for a dollar, what would each roll be ?
Pupil: Stale !
- Teacher: Why are you standing on your
head ?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !
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